Smiling Time Again

Joe and Sim went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to shore.

Sim: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish."

Joe: " Yes, I have marked 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

Sim: "You idiot ! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?"

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Mrs Lim took her ten-year son to see a doctor. "He has a urinary problem. Please examine him." she said.

The doctor asked, " What time does he pass urine?"

"At 7 a.m.," replied Mrs Lim.

"Then what's the problem?" asked the doctor.

"He gets up only at 8 a.m.,"replied Mrs Lim.

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Ken had not slept for many days. He made an appointment with a doctor to treat his insomnia. He turned up an hour late at the clinic. The doctor asked angrily, "Why are you an hour late for your appointment?" Ken replied, "I overslept."

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Joseph had just moved to France. He had trouble speaking to the local people and decided to learn French. He went to a bookstore and picked up two copies of 'Learn French in 30 Days'.

The shopkeeper asked, "Is one of the books for your friend?"

"Oh, no, no, I want to learn French in 15 days."

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An absent-minded man drove up to the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, turned around and drove at full speed to the police station. "Inspector," he gasped, "my car has been stolen."

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"Throw the baby down !" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a burning building.

"I won't !" she yelled back. "You might drop him !"

"No, I won't !" he shouted back. "I'm a professional goalkeeper !"

Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the fireman who immediately bounced the child 3 times and kicked him over the garden wall.

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The doctor told Fatso that if he ran 8 km a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kg. At the end of 300 days, Fatso called the doctor to report that he had lost the weight but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?' asked the doctor.

"I'm 2 400 km from home," replied Fatso.